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So, where are all the golf nuts hiding?
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Redneck_toy
Double Corona
Played 18 today from the blues. Did use 2 mulligans on drives. Driver is pretty wayward as of late. Putted for eagle on 17.
Hole 17: The drive was one of my best lately, with a 12mph tailwind. Theres a small downslope about 260 out. If you can hit that, itll propel the ball further quite a bit. Usually around 240 or so
Pulled 18 tee shot into #10 fairway. 2nd hung up in the trees on the edge of 18 fairway. 8 iron punch to 5 feet from green pin high. Chipped that one in for a par. Not a ton of chip ins in my game.
Hole 17: The drive was one of my best lately, with a 12mph tailwind. Theres a small downslope about 260 out. If you can hit that, itll propel the ball further quite a bit. Usually around 240 or so
Pulled 18 tee shot into #10 fairway. 2nd hung up in the trees on the edge of 18 fairway. 8 iron punch to 5 feet from green pin high. Chipped that one in for a par. Not a ton of chip ins in my game.
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Redneck_toy
Double Corona
Here's a few of my more typical holes, then 10 and 11 prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that I'm a hack. Those were not the mulligans, btw, so you can imagine how bad they were.
Hole 10 pulled the drive into the trees..so, I played 10 from 18 AND 18 from 10 today.
Hole 10 pulled the drive into the trees..so, I played 10 from 18 AND 18 from 10 today.
Stumbled across a retired seniors “club” full course and we were LITERALLY the only ones under 65. They all had there own baller golf carts and wouldnt talk to us or play with us lol. Needless to say the vibe sent me into a bad head game. Played to worse round of the year. 70° out and couldnt wait to leave the course thanks to these “members only” assholes on a public course.
Zoom in and count the carts lol. There are 6 behind me and thats on 3 holes
Zoom in and count the carts lol. There are 6 behind me and thats on 3 holes
Stumbled across a retired seniors “club” full course and we were LITERALLY the only ones under 65. They all had there own baller golf carts and wouldnt talk to us or play with us lol. Needless to say the vibe sent me into a bad head game. Played to worse round of the year. 70° out and couldnt wait to leave the course thanks to these “members only” assholes on a public course.
Zoom in and count the carts lol. There are 6 behind me and thats on 3 holes
Hey now - I'm a member with my own baller cart. If I was retired I might think you were talking about me !
70 degrees ! Send that over our way
Redneck_toy
Double Corona
I feel I own my course. I spend 5 minutes on every par 3 fixing divots that shitheads wont repair. I pull beer cans out of the sand buckets, etc.
And yes, the Affliction shirts (MMA) irk the fuck outta me while playing. That is a damn good guess at their ethnicity, wey. (No judgement on race, just dress up a little while playing golf, damn you)
I'm all about the history/ formal dress stuff.
( shorts excluded)
It's a privilege to get to play, IMO. Not a rock concert
EDIT: That being said, I will jam out to Korn, or Tool ( Heavy rock for you old guys, @WNYTony) on the course, but anywhere near another player, I turn it way down. You gotta be respectful
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Redneck_toy
Double Corona
Went to a real course today. ( Amarillo)
Played the Mustang course at Ross Rogers.
Shot a 107. Hybrids let me down big time.They are usually my best clubs. Driver was straight all day, just pulled 80% of the time. Had +3 more times than should be allowed. Still had a great time with some great guys. Played a 4some.
Played the Mustang course at Ross Rogers.
Shot a 107. Hybrids let me down big time.They are usually my best clubs. Driver was straight all day, just pulled 80% of the time. Had +3 more times than should be allowed. Still had a great time with some great guys. Played a 4some.
Redneck_toy
Double Corona
Affliction is an MMA brand shirt, very gaudy, and sold at every walmart. People south of the border seem to love these gaudy monstrosities.
