I gotta know, what was your 2nd guess?
A little background: I'm one with real shitty eyesight that refuses to wear glasses. Though, I get an eye checkup and new script approx. every other year.
My refusal absolutely drives my poor wife fricken nuts. Which, yes, is a small bonus.
Stubborn - thy name is Brad.
I honestly figured it was some character you guys came up with during your "Official SoS Mascot Brain Trust " meetings.
Good question, by the way.