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Is a "Blind Man's Puff" what I think it is? ...and why would you do that to a poor Blind Man? Has he not suffered enough?

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Just an FYI, Eric: @Lok17 prefers for a whippoorwill to be right outside the door so he can listen to that majestic song bird's songs of sorrow.

I love you, Eric.

Well, I suppose this means our Like count will skyrocket. :)

I like this guy. He's approved.

Question: if a hippopotamus is charging after you and all you have is a Miller Lite, a Gurkha, and a picture of Oprah - what do you do?

...there is much to ponder here as I smoke and poop on my back front deck. Tight chicken wings makes the turd cutter frothy with the anticipation of guilt. Some paper clips inside of your cactus seat should bring the phone charger's creep counterpart but those watermelons make the support...

...you are assuming that the butterscotch moves mountains and makes gallbladders flutter with amazement. If you add a splash of insecticide to the combination of signatures and makeup, you'll get the real results you are looking for - a truck bomb with a sultry attitude to lure in the night...

...you have no choice but to lift the monitor with a wood stand so the laptop has a place for coffee and pens. But when the sky turns dark and you hear nothing but funk music, get up, go to the bathroom with q-tips and markers and make your point known. When everyone stops crying, get a new...

Pooping. I'll post pics in a bit.

I'll be there!

Neat is my preferred way to drink dark brown liquid. If I deviate from neat and partake of a mixed drink like a Manhattan, Old Fashioned, Kentucky Mule, etc. then you better NOT put ANY kind of DAMN fruit in the drink! I will throw it at you while berating you with verbal disdain.

I have a 2005 Suzuki Boulevard C90. I got it from a buddy last year and it's the first bike I've ever owned or rode. Everything I know to this day about motorcycles has been learned on this bad boy. Would love to get an Indian/Harley one day but I will ride this comfortable lounge chair until...

Let's see your bikes! What do you have? What have you done to it? What are you going to do to it? Where do you ride? Are we going on a trip together?