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Old Smokey

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First search found nothing, but I have stretch marks to prove it. I won't post the pic of the stretching here because I don't wanna feed Tony's perverted addiction. I bet Tony has the pics in his Super Secret Private File!

I once told Tony he was crazy! He responded "I see your nuts". :)
 

multi-useless

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Congrats on the marriage my friend. Marriage is great when you have the right mate. I wish you both a lifetime of love and happiness. Something weird though, after almost 42 years of marriage, I have bigger tits than my wife does. Time is a cruel master. Isn't that vierd! :)

Beautiful collection of smokes. CC's are something I really enjoy, but have not heavily persued. And being retired on a very limited budget that won't be changing.
Thanks brother, and thanks! Most of my boxes are only partially full, but I’m happy with my progress - when I started down the CC slope I dedicated most of my spending to CC while continuing to smoke both. The collection was growing slowly but steadily, then corona hit - and all the vendors started offering great sale prices, presumably to keep moving product at a time when sales were slow - then the govt gave us all stimulus money... Figuring it was my duty as a responsible citizen to use the stimulus money in a socially responsible way, I quickly realised that I could make the biggest economic impact by A) buying something that’s on sale in order to stretch the money, and B) buying something that requires a lot of people involved in the logistics process, in order to keep as many people as possible working during the shutdowns... so CC’s were the obvious choice
 

Old Smokey

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Thanks brother, and thanks! Most of my boxes are only partially full, but I’m happy with my progress - when I started down the CC slope I dedicated most of my spending to CC while continuing to smoke both. The collection was growing slowly but steadily, then corona hit - and all the vendors started offering great sale prices, presumably to keep moving product at a time when sales were slow - then the govt gave us all stimulus money... Figuring it was my duty as a responsible citizen to use the stimulus money in a socially responsible way, I quickly realised that I could make the biggest economic impact by A) buying something that’s on sale in order to stretch the money, and B) buying something that requires a lot of people involved in the logistics process, in order to keep as many people as possible working during the shutdowns... so CC’s were the obvious choice

CC’s are by far my most anemic. And I rarely buy cigars these days so I will just have to stretch my CC’s as best I can.
 

multi-useless

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Jamie did I read you got married ? Congrats man, that's awesome.

I'm going to have to slap @ZippoGeek for not keeping me in the loop.
Thanks! I intend to slap zippy with a fiver and a caffeine free diet coke later this week, lol - apparently he was texting with me and someone else at the same time, and he accidentally asked me to get him a CF Diet Coke. Took me a while to find CF Diet Coke our here in small town MO, but there’s no way I’m passing on the opportunity to send him one - especially since he asked for it, lolol
 

Redneck_toy

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How the hell did my post about my hank hill ass turn into talk of senior anal stretching?
The last SW Missouri herf at Eran's house, Tony asked me to grab Steve's ass for him and get a pic.
(Not sure what deep perversion drove Tony to ask for this) Anyways, it doesnt look like I have the pic either. Not sure who's phone we used.
@WNYTony , you have it still?
 

Redneck_toy

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CC’s are by far my most anemic. And I rarely buy cigars these days so I will just have to stretch my CC’s as best I can.
I've got around 40 or so left myself. I'm lazy, so I usually just invite myself into a split with Jamie whenever he makes an order. (Many thanks, brother!) Still haven't gotten around to getting a Visa. No vendors accept MC, or Discover card.
 

WNYTony

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The last SW Missouri herf at Eran's house, Tony asked me to grab Steve's ass for him and get a pic.
(Not sure what deep perversion drove Tony to ask for this) Anyways, it doesnt look like I have the pic either. Not sure who's phone we used.
@WNYTony , you have it still?
You mean this one ?
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Old Smokey

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Tony digs deep into his Perv Vault and relishes in his fantasy of Geriatric Anal porn. ;)

When I got home from when Redneck grabbed my ass, I sat down on the couch to eat supper. After a few minutes my wife looked at me and asked if I had just shit my pants. I replied “NO!”
About a minute later she says “are you sure you didn’t just shit your pants?”
I set my plate down, stood up and pulled my pants down and my ass was covered with shit. She says “I thought you said you didn’t just shit your pants?” I told her “I didn’t just shit my pants, it is from yesterday.”
 
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