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TxChevyZ71

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Question: if a hippopotamus is charging after you and all you have is a Miller Lite, a Gurkha, and a picture of Oprah - what do you do?

That's a tough one.... pour the miller lite on the ground. The hippo will smell it and start marking its territiory.. the gurkha would also work as a turd ...... and possibly stop the hippo. the picture of Harpo? the hippo would see mom and calm down......
 

bwhite220

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That's a tough one.... pour the miller lite on the ground. The hippo will smell it and start marking its territiory.. the gurkha would also work as a turd ...... and possibly stop the hippo. the picture of Harpo? the hippo would see mom and calm down......
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