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I,ate,so much Spam as a kid growing up, I just can't convince myself to eat any more of it. i was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth. That's before the Spork was invented. :)

We have had stuff stolen off the front porch, but never from the patio. Sorry about the theft @Eo80 . What did this shit bag look like?

Opus X 888

Thankfully no. :)

Tony digs deep into his Perv Vault and relishes in his fantasy of Geriatric Anal porn. ;) When I got home from when Redneck grabbed my ass, I sat down on the couch to eat supper. After a few minutes my wife looked at me and asked if I had just shit my pants. I replied “NO!” About a minute...

CC’s are by far my most anemic. And I rarely buy cigars these days so I will just have to stretch my CC’s as best I can.

Robert, see if you can find it. I fell in the river about 3 months ago with my phone in my back pocket and it was toast. That way we can see the face of said surrogate ass grabber and give him the shamey finger. :) Sorry you stash thread turned into an ass thread.

First search found nothing, but I have stretch marks to prove it. I won't post the pic of the stretching here because I don't wanna feed Tony's perverted addiction. I bet Tony has the pics in his Super Secret Private File! I once told Tony he was crazy! He responded "I see your nuts". :)

I have to look.

Fake news! It was more like a 12 year old girl being smuggled across the border.

And the funny thing is, I have pictures of the anal ASSaults. :) But the good news was my prostate is fine but need to eat more fiber!

Tyler, I no longer do ass talk. @WNYTony has a strange fetish with male ass and twice has hired surrogate ass grabbers to grab my ass. I have witnesses that are on this site. @Eo80 @multi-useless witnessed the violation and are Exibit A. I won't name the surrogate perp who did Tony's evil work...

@multi-useless Congrats on the marriage my friend. Marriage is great when you have the right mate. I wish you both a lifetime of love and happiness. Something weird though, after almost 42 years of marriage, I have bigger tits than my wife does. Time is a cruel master. Isn't that vierd! :)...

Great selection @Redneck Toy I hope @carlspivey posts his collection. The man is a cigar monster! What say ye Carl?

@carlspivey Carl, welcome to the forum. Folks, I have had the pleasure of meeting Carl and enjoying a cigar at Just For Him in Springfield. Carl is a great guy . The SWMO Bert is a blast. Hell, I even got a “FREE” prostate exam thanks to @WNYTony a few years back. Results came back ok, but...

What is your revolver?

Damn Carl, you have been busy snagging a lot of goodies! Good for you my friend!

Still listening to the music of my youth.

That's awesome bro. I thought you were a panhandler. Good for you! :) You were missed my friend!