Here's mine:
What have I done to it? Not much, just a few small cosmetic changes
It's still pretty much stock.
What am I going to do? I think it needs some turquoise and rhinestones to jazz it up a bit.
Where do I ride? Mostly to bedazzler conventions.
Are we going on a trip together...
I met a cashier when checking out. Her name was Susan.
Well, I didn't really "meet" her.
She rung up my purchase, and I read her name tag.
Well, I didn't really read it, but I imagine her name was probably Susan.
I mean, if it was a woman that rung me up. I didn't really pay attention...
"Hunter White" looks a lot like green.
Must be an artist thing?
Put me down for one of those, please. If for no other reason than I'm going to have fun correcting people about what color it is.